Harry Massages His Mother-in-Law
“Did I tell you that my Mother is coming to stay with us?” I shook my head, and then I said, “No.” “I thought I did.” She hadn’t. My Mother-in-law coming to visit, was something I would have definitely remembered. “When, and for how long?” “Just for ten days,” then she looked at me and smiled, before adding, “She will be here on Sunday.” I smiled back, because I didn’t want an argument, but inwardly I groaned. In less than a week, ‘The Bitch’ would be here. That was my pet name for her, but I called her Helen to