I was about fifteen. I was invited to a party to accompany a sweet young girl I had my eyes on. She wasn’t all that interested in me as it turns out, but I was obviously good enough to be asked to take her. Anyway, all the people there were her friends and relations and I was the odd one out. She wondered off almost as we arrived, to talk with her friends, and left me sitting with a drink, in the corner of the sitting room.
I scanned the room and soon worked out