For about fourteen years, I have been parading about naked in front of my mother-in-law, even though my wife and I have not been together for over seven years. It started when she was about fifty-five, after my wife insisted that I go there once or twice a week to help around the house. The first time happened when I had been cleaning a fish tank and got soaked as the tank tilted. She was a bit angry at the mess I had made and told me to get undressed so she could dry my clothes.