I had to go to my mother-in-law’s apartment to help her with her TV.
I looked for a cold drink in her refrigerator and saw a half bottle of gin, which I decided to drink. She is 83 and I was sure she wouldn’t notice that I was pixillated, and even if she did whatever story she may have relayed on to others would be taken with a grain of salt.
Soon after I drank the gin, I decided I would strip to my underwear, claiming it was too hot in her notoriously over-heated apartment.
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