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Sunday afternoon, Paula and I came back to her house so we could change, we were going out to eat at a nice restaurant in Niagara Falls. While Paula was taking a bath, Gladys pulled me aside taking me out onto her patio. Where neither Paula or Alice could hear. “Bob, I got it!” She exclaimed. At first I thought she had some kind of an idea to get us out of the mess we were in. Looking blank, ready to hear her idea, I said. “Okay, let’s hear it!?” “NO SILLY!… MY PERIOD! I’M NOT PREGNANT!”