Rate this story by JAS INTRODUCTION “The United States and England are two nations separated by a common language!” or something like that. I don’t know who said that but it sounds like either Mark Twain or George Bernard Shaw. They’re probably two of the most often quoted writers in the English language after Shakespeare and arguably a lot more humorous. Well, this is another story from England, where in an ideal world ladies wear stockings and use suspenders to hold them up. Here Braces are used by men to hold up their trousers as well as by dentists for...
