John slept little Friday night, lying in bed wondering what was happening to him. When he did fall asleep he had another one of those scary but unbelievibly sexy dreams. He dreamt that Ms. Anderson was the head coach of the Cheerleaders and had decided they needed a mascot. She came to his classroom in the middle of the day dressed in a short cheerleader skirt and tight sweater that emphasised her breasts. She anounced to the whole class that “little Johnny” was to be their new mascot. Everyone, especially the girls, laughed at him and