The title of this short story is a bit strange but it’s a punishment the neighbor lady made up and later I was to suffer. But before I get ahead of myself I will start at the beginning.
I was a typical teenage boy living with my step mom in a modest duplex apartment. We had a neighbor lady named Madge who lived in the apartment next door. I was just learning about women and would always notice Madge when ever she would come over to have coffee with Ruth. I always loved the way her