I’ve always had a thing about older women, I’ve never been to bed with anyone younger than me and normally they are at least 10 years older. It’s not an ‘Oedipus’ thing either, I just got hooked on older women right from the outset. The reason for this obsession was my Aunt Pat — aunt by marriage and not by blood I hasten to add — who sort of seduced me when I was 18. I say ‘sort of’ as I think I ought to take some of the blame, but