== Chapter One == It seemed nobody in our family liked my Aunt Liz. I never understood why. She would show up at family functions and people would whisper. I once heard mom say “Sis always got the best of everything, even boobs.” Mom was right, Aunt Liz was the only woman in the family with a bosom, and a mighty one at that. It was almost a right of passage for the teenage boys to have to dance with her. If they were tall, they
